what's going on lil' missy?

i know, i know... it's been awhile since i last updated my blog. to be honest (since it's raya haji and all), i've just been plain lazy. yeah, fb had a lot to do with it but for the most part, i haven't cared enough about any one thing these past few months to make me scribble a whole entry on it. malaysian politics? blurggghhh... my life? double blurggghhh. like i said, i gots nut'in!

but now that 'lembu kedah' has conveniently kicked my ass into full gear (ciss bedebah, why do you have to wake me up from my winter slumber lah?), i have no choice but to be tagged.

(*btw, please don't mind my un.pc.like answers. it's 2am here in bermuda. cut me some slack bitches!)

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night.
the annoying rich fat girl in super sweet 16 on mtv (she think she hot. she not). especially when she fell flat on her ass trying to breakdance. macam nangka busuk jatuh dalam longkang pastu terbelah dua!

2. What were you doing at 0800?
sleeping lah... ape lagi?

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
booking hotel room for my trip to bangkok.

4. What happened to you in 2006?
i got married.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
"ape?!" too lazy to move to see what was happening in the other room.

6. How many beverages did you have today?
can't keep track but definitely not drinking enough water... my skin's getting dry.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
black and blue. why? will i have more hair if i have one in every color? what a stupid question.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
evaporated milk and sugar. shieeeeet... now i sound like a closet diabetic.

9. Where were you last night?
at home. watching csi. i need to get me a life.

10. What color is your front door?
why? are you one of the 40 thieves?

11. Where do you keep your change?
in the car. especially when they're quarters. need them for parking.

12. What’s the weather like today?
sunny. was it? yeah. definitely sunny. sejuk sket tapi.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
haagen dazs dulce de leche or sumtin. i think they put pot in there. damn addictive!

14. What excites you?
these days? online shopping. yeah, i am shallow so sue me.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
YESSSSS!!! derrick sayang, i can't wait to see you!!

16. Are you over the age of 25?
i've aged considerably since 2006 but am i over 25? the jury's still out on that one...

17. Do you talk a lot?
only in my head.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
who doesn't?

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
damn, that chicken chop steven uptown would be good right about now...

20. Do you make up your own words?
hell yeah! especially when am cussing my live-in partner.

21. Are you a jealous person?
yes. of you who gets to be with family on hari raya :(

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
just ONE friend? i've got maaaaaany with the letter a stuck to their names. don't wanna discriminate so not gonna mention any. ok, arnie. she ma' best friend now.

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
kj. i would like him to be my friend. then i can bomb his ass with meriam buluh.

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
ntah, malas to check.

25. What does the last text message you received say?
"am still tipsy from my office's christmas party. what a way to celebrate raya..." or something like that. hehe. she and i are both going straight to hell.

26. Do you chew on your straw?
sometimes. when am not thinking about it.

27. Do you have curly hair?
nope. me cina, where got curly hair?

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
hopefully to bed. shit this thing is long!

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
a guy who's a complete cheesehead. i lost all respect for him.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
nasi minyak, rendang daging and nenas manis as side dish. fuiyooooo!! menjadi!!

31. Will you get married in the future?
what? the second time around? bring it on!!

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
zodiac. damn syiok psycho thriller.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
what kind of question is this? NEXT!!

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
must you ask? who else gonna be the babu around here?

35. Are you currently depressed?
every 12 hours.

36. Did you cry today?
nope. i wish i could make someone cry though...

37. Why did you answer and post this?
because otherwise 'lembu kedah' won't shut her pie hole :)

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
malas lah.