Saturday, February 10, 2007

yeaaa yeaaa... balik kampung!!!

i hope the u.s. customs won't be their bitchy and paranoid self tomorrow. i've got my passports (baru dan lama) and all the supposedly important documents ready (to prove that am now a resident of bermuda and tak tergedik-gedik nak duduk u.s.) so no one better be raining on my damn parade okay!! and if i don't get on that jetblue plane bound for jfk, i swear, "somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad."

didn't i tell you? am coming home people!! yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaawww!!!!! jesus, finally. i thought this day would never come...

i've already got tons of to do's stored in my head -- people to meet, cheeks to kiss, swear words to use, asses to stare at -- but these are a few things which came out tops (not in any particular order of course):

-makan roti canai
-bitching sessions with ma' girls
-potong and steam rambut
-lepak in kampung baru (read: melantak nasi kerabu, nasi dagang, sup tulang, ayam percik)
-get some serious facials
-strong arm my mom to see a specialist for that never ending lenguh in her right elbow
-beli shitloads of pirated dvds
-give my niece and nephew a heart attack (boncit and abam don't know am coming back... surpise!!)
-pekena a few rounds of kueh teow kerang belakang restoren syed, kelana jaya
-take a trip back to taiping

i'll be home for slightly more than a month so kita calling-calling la nanti!! err... that is if my maxis line still works *gulp*

Monday, February 05, 2007

i lite :)

so who cares if the colts weathered the storm to beat the bears 29-17 in last night's superbowl. dah la quarterbacks sume hancus, tak hensem langsung!!

thank God for the
ads man, kalau tak, dah lama tv tu pecah...


Thursday, February 01, 2007

makan besar la kita nampaknyer!!

it's february 1st and you know what that means -- ma' best bitches, ZAB and JOE JER have officially crossed the finish line to become the first ever JUARA of the amazing race asia!!

yabedabeduuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

bagai nak menangis rasa... infact dah menangis dah pun. and i haven't even seen the gut wrenching final episode, no thanks to sony pictures who yanked everything t.a.r.a off youtube!

i promised joe jer i'd say something clever on this page but sorry la sister, am like, waaaay too happy and excited. am dumb, err... numb. am just so the very proud of you both, with or without the us100k.

what the hell??!! who am i kidding la?? why do you think i tolerated all your nonsense for this long?? i always knew it's only a matter of time before you both win (or steal) something... somehow, somewhere. so pony up bitches, i know where you live. roti canai sekeping (extra garing) just won't cut it no more...

muhahahahahahahahahaha!!! *very very, very evil laugh*


*eh btw, can get datukship onot make malaysia proud like this? what you think?