yeaaa yeaaa... balik kampung!!!

i hope the u.s. customs won't be their bitchy and paranoid self tomorrow. i've got my passports (baru dan lama) and all the supposedly important documents ready (to prove that am now a resident of bermuda and tak tergedik-gedik nak duduk u.s.) so no one better be raining on my damn parade okay!! and if i don't get on that jetblue plane bound for jfk, i swear, "somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad."

didn't i tell you? am coming home people!! yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaawww!!!!! jesus, finally. i thought this day would never come...

i've already got tons of to do's stored in my head -- people to meet, cheeks to kiss, swear words to use, asses to stare at -- but these are a few things which came out tops (not in any particular order of course):

-makan roti canai
-bitching sessions with ma' girls
-potong and steam rambut
-lepak in kampung baru (read: melantak nasi kerabu, nasi dagang, sup tulang, ayam percik)
-get some serious facials
-strong arm my mom to see a specialist for that never ending lenguh in her right elbow
-beli shitloads of pirated dvds
-give my niece and nephew a heart attack (boncit and abam don't know am coming back... surpise!!)
-pekena a few rounds of kueh teow kerang belakang restoren syed, kelana jaya
-take a trip back to taiping

i'll be home for slightly more than a month so kita calling-calling la nanti!! err... that is if my maxis line still works *gulp*