... so there i was at the pharmacy, lining up, waiting to pay for my vaseline and magazine. lembab, lembab, lembab.
and then, without warning, i saw them. spread out on the counter were the biggest, fattiest, juiciest man fingers i have ever seen!! my eyeballs almost popped out. the dude had mini-size sausage rolls as fingers. besar giler!!
i didn't know what to do or where better to look so i slowly craned my neck sideways, without actually moving my head (macam iklan sakit tengkuk), hoping to see the owner of an 'instrument' of such magnitude. orang puteh rupanyer. but kejap, i thought, based on my extensive porno knowledge, those kinda sizes are exclusive to mat mat itam?! i learn something new everyday.
my mouth was still hanging open when i walked out the door. if his fingers are that big, then his you-know-what must be...
God save the hole. amen.
13 comments:
Astaghafirullah...Rosak ...rosak...
Heee...heee a true byproduct of SSP's ultra conservative regime!!!
Women talk:
"Well if his nose is big, you know what that means..."
"I heard if his feet are large so is his ehem..."
"My friend tells me if his ears are such, then its a given..."
I tell you what, he'd better be packin' it cause that's one weird man there...
From a comedy sketch
anonymous,
saye tidak bersalah. saya cuma melaporkan ape yang saye lihat. berdosakah saye menimba ilmu?
amero,
where got talk2 when that thing is that big one? you crazeee izit??? scream got aaarrrr!!!
Lembu. U wrote:
"... so there i was at the pharmacy, lining up, waiting to pay for my vaseline and magazine."
Hmm...vaseline and thick juicy man-fingers....
'Fess up now...you had a thing for that man, didn't you! You dirty-dirty cow! Jgn marah dowh!
hmmm...i thot it was the other way round...it big elswer then the below one is manyak kecik worr...it overcompensates.
Guess we'll never know the truth, but do we ever want to in the first place??? I think NOT, kan? hehehe :-P
thanks for waking me up on this dull monday morning with your yet again eye-brow-raising entry. this theory still lurks around my mind..the things that go on in a woman's mind when she sees the opposite sex's nose, fingers,feet, etc. don't u ever wonder what they relate to when they see our nose/fingers/feet. hahahah..
arnieee!!!
i remember vividly how you used to go sembahyang at that bilik sembahyang tepi tangga fire exit newsroom. and i thot, eventhough this gurl has a foul mouth, man, she is so baik and alim. sial! now that kinda talk on man-finger and sizes... i didn't expect that from you.
i wonder if your husband reads your blog entries. i wonder if you act like the crazy bitch that we know you to be when u r around him too. and i wonder if he thinks that you are kinda cool and adorable that way. yeah, i DO seriously wonder. coz your husband looks like the mature (not that you're not! just by way of comparison lah) and serious type. hmmm...
by the way, i am in the US of A. Got myself a D80 today and then i saw ur blog!! coolness...still bodoh dunno how to use!
i wish bermuda is near where i am... am in san francisco heading to monterrey and then kentucky soon. omputih kat sini macam babi tengok aku pakai tudung like am some kinda alien.
lembu,
aku main mata je, mana ada buat benda tak senonoh... muhahahaha!!!
nina,
ye ke??? izit really the other way around. i know short men are usually kerek lebeh (no offense aaah my vertically challenged male friends, you know who you are, muhahaha!!!) nak overcompensate la katakan...
remember naked mile? kita kecoh tangkap gambar kat bawah, tak sempat nak tengok muka the owner with the 'right' package!!
fara,
i never have to wonder. i know exactly what they're thinking when the men look at my boobs. tak senonoh betul!!!
norzie!!!
no, he doesn't read my blog -- aku tak kasi!! he doesnt even know the blog addy!! and yes, he knows am stoopid, foul-mouthed and crazeeeeeee. bak kata omputih, birds of a feather flock togede gede... muhahahaha :)
abt the musolah, alah, aku pegi situ most of the time to sleep pun!! ibadat nyer sikit je *wink*
and what the hell are you doing in the us??? come here la!! it's only a flight away (ok, plus a few lay-overs hahaha!!). come la come... and email me your contact details, i'll call you!
btw, isn't the d80 the coolest??? best gilerr... aku pun tengah dok belajar ni :)
hi!u r sooo kejii..hihi..
btw, enjoy reading ur blog..
keep on writing yeah..
pls dont ever stop writing..im missing good blogs by day..susa nk carik ganti..
i janji i xheboh cite u kt urtv or mangga!heh..;p
-ur kipas
amen to that too.
kot kot the hole tu macam tunnel lrt, okay la jugak kan.
my kipas,
me? keji? you lagi keji sebab you baca blog i yang penuh kekejian ini...
btw, i don't mind you nak heboh cite kat mangga but make sure you lampirkan shot dedah i ala julie dahlan tepi swimming pool. caption nya: "miss ketchup pasrah hidup dalam kekejian..."
babe with little brain,
eeee... kot lubang macam pompuan2 kat thailand ok kot. yang boleh bawak keluar coke cans, arrows even pigeons with one teran-nan!! muhahahahah!!!
So I was in zurich using my friend's computer which has "parental control" and I thought on a rainy day I would do my blog rounds. I tried entering your site and guess what... "parental control" disallowed access. Now I know why!
my entry is listed under parental control?? get out!!! wah, am moving up the food chain, baby!! you know what they say, first the parental control, then the fame... joe francis (that girls gone wild dude) won't even know what hit him!!
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