1. internet access that's down for more than a lousy week
2. a 10-year old boy whispering "hey gorgeous" when i passed him on the street
3. being able to send shitloads of sms-es back home and getting practically zero in return
4. not being able to eat cabai burung for almost a month now
5. watching that hottie karina smirnoff pull a 'cirque du soleil' on the dancefloor without breaking her spine
6. my 'inventive' cooking
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Actually, I thought you'd gone down the road of hot hot chicken shit on blogging; you know... the euphoria, the responses that say great that you're blogging, the daily updates, then... silence...
But your entry makes me think you're actually in KL, and just telling us friends you're away cause you hate us.
1. Internet downtime is the exclusive domain of Malaysia girl. You in Taiping izzit?
2. This boy who made a pass at you must have been BLIND, and again, you are in some backwaters of Malaysia
3. On behalf of your friends, we sent you text messages as well, and don't get any from you so WTF
4. Cabai burung: this is again an attempt on your part to veil the fact you are in Malaysia
5. This is your usual jealous streak rearing its ugly head again
6. This is a blatant lie. The word 'cook" and "Arnie" will never be in the same sentence unless the California Governor is the subject...
So there.
Oh... and another thing.
Things that make you go "WTF"? Just about everything la sister... don't try to be the goody-two-shoes you are not meh...
See... even as you read this your're going WTF....
Kua kua kua...
inventive cooking? i want proof! pictures! pictures!
anyway, with all the domestic goddess sites linked on your sidebar, you have no excuse. unless you don't know how to follow instructions. then u should try to get the asian food channel. it's foolproof.
selamat hari raya. maaf zahir batin. (you owe idris duit raya. i'm keeping tabs.)
coo,
lu jangan cakap banyak... gua dah lama tak balik taiping beb... lu jangan kasi gua nangis bengkak2 mata. ape2 hal... gua sekarang dah tau difference between nasi and beras, skillet ngan periuk, gula and garam. so lu tolong respek sket sama gua... wtf.
idris who??? sape tu? tak kenal tak kenal. tak penah dengar nama pun. muhahahahahah!!!!
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