Monday, April 09, 2007

i need some answers!!

okay someone puhleeeseee explain this to me now -- why the hell is GNOME not pronounced 'je-nome'...?!!! why is it only 'nome?' where did that G disappear to? what, was the G soooo unimportant that she has to be left out of the word's pronounciation?! gorilla is no 'o-rilla' and giraffe certainly ain't 'ee-raffe' so who pandai-pandai silenced the damned G?!

and the more important question is, what the hell are gnomes anyway? are they santa's lil bastards or just some unemployed midgets standing around scaring off the neighborhood kids?!

someone get me something to do!! NOW!!


10 comments:

NORA ANSHAR said...

hie arnie! it's me noresh, your junior frm high school. stumbled upon your rather colorful site from fara's.

don't ask me. you're the expert kan. being the debator, news presenter and all. btw, why bermuda?

fara-k said...

haha..i've always wondered the same thing too..what happened to the G lah?! any expert linguists out there? and yea, who the heck are gnomes anyway?? probably they're the friends of snow white yang dah tua kerepot..

KetchupMissy said...

cissss... and i thought youre the smarty pants :)

great to hear from you noresh, been awhile! so ape cerita, what you up to these days??!!

why bermuda?? beats me! the man am pretending to be married to (tehehehehe..) works for a re-insurance company and since the island is a magnet for all things financial, here we are!

fara,

i like your kawan2 snow white kerepot theory kahkahkahkahkah!!! classic!!

NORA ANSHAR said...

alahhhh... go to my blog je lah. penat la nak update in such a small space.

ehhh... here's something for you to do. i've always wondered about the life of the rich and famous. since many of them have hideouts in bermuda, apa kata u get out your lense and start snapping away. ala2 paparazzi gitu. cannot snap them, then snap the house la. i'm soooo curious, ya know...

Anonymous said...

how doth one pronounce gnat (gerrr-nat?), gnaw (gerrrrrr-naw?), gnash (gerrr-nash) (hmm remember him gnasher from that one comic book from long gone years?), and gnu (gerrr-new?) ...?

there's also this word genome and it's got nothing to do with gnomes.

KetchupMissy said...

noresh,

shit! still can't picture YOU baking!!! but then again, most people didn't actually see me turning into a decent human being... hehehe (or am i??). whatever it is, good for you woman!! will make sure to try your oven baked goodies one of these days :)

btw, there are only TWO celebrities who frequent the island -- the tua kerepot (ala je-nome) michael douglas and his hot wife cat zeta jones. his mom is a bermudian so they have a house here on the island. katanya dekat ngan my house tapi sampai hari ni batang idung pun tak nampak!!

but don't worry, i'll continue to be on the look-out!!!

bring back the g in spot,

your name, i like very much :) who you lah?

and eh, dah la soalan i dia tak jawab, youre spewing me with MORE questions!! cit, satu sen pun tak guna!!

btw, imagine a silent G in g-spot. how would we pronounce it then? "yesssss!!! yesssss!!! spot" or "kat situ... kat situ... spot"

muhahahahaha!!!!!

Ben said...

Some words are just like that la, its silent just like it cough.

Btw, was good to catch up with you when u were back in Malaysia. We should do it again real soon.

KetchupMissy said...

ben,

babi! perli nampak! i had to tend to TWO families now... pressure man! pressure!!

next time, we will meet. PROMISE!!

Ben said...

I take it, miss ketchup only applies to family?

KetchupMissy said...

ben,

of course not... coz me got a real huge soft spot for you :)